The sad thing is, Donna probably saw that funny man on the telly carry the torch and didn’t think much of it.
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OH MY DSOIJFL
I think I deserve an award for the sheer amount of self control I just exhibited by not shrieking and waking the neighborhood
you win because I rolled over and started kicking
WHY IS HE ALWAYS HERE.
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slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry:
© Andy Houghton
Just saying, everyone needs to be prepared for anything
wee
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Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
Hello new con hotel room game.
my brother has this game
me and ian were reading the card when we visited him
IT IS FANTASTIC
I WANT
Reblog if you have a dirty mind. →
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
during classes my mind will just go SEX and then I see two guys fucking in my head. I’m really so terrible.
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pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
“I have to defend my head from getting attacked by minions again”
Ladies and gentlemen we have our answer
Her head was attacked by minions
IM CRYING
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#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
lmaooooooooooooooooo WE DO THIS
ahahahah
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